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A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how
>>many
>> >
>> >   kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,
>> >   there
>> >   are three kinds of breasts.
>> >
>> >   In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
>> >   In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
>> >   After 60, they are like onions".
>> >
>> >   "Onions?"
>> >
>> >   "Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
>> >
>> >   This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how
>> >   many
>> >   kinds of 'willies' are there?"
>> >
>> >   The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
>> >   through
>> >   three phases.
>> >
>> >   In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
>> >   In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
>> >   After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
>> >
>> >   "A Christmas tree?"
>> >
>> >   "Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."





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